by S.

Just Add Melk! Cabrera New Face of Cheaties

Just when you thought the San Francisco Giants had escaped the dark cloud the size of Barry Bonds' head, Melky Cabrera goes out and gets busted for using PEDs.

As if the whole Bariod steroid circus wasn't enough for the Giants.  Now, despite winning a World Series without Bonds in 2010, you'd think PEDs in the Bay would be a thing of the past.

Instead, their All-Star MVP outfielder Melky Cabrera, aka 'The Melkman', will be sitting out the remainder of the season after Major League Baseball announced today the 28 year-old has been suspended 50 games for testing positive for testosterone, a banned substance.

Nice one, Melk. All this in a contract year.

At least you'll still have your "Cheaties" in the morning.

Just add Melk.


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